Disney in the time of Covid is going to be interesting.  My lovely aunt and uncle who winter down there have given me a brief here's-who-and-here's-what of what's going on in Disney, but it's up to me and Chris (boyfriend) to navigate it.  So this is mine and Chris's 4 time in Disney together.  First time was with my parents, 2nd time just us two, 3rd time with my parents, ex sister in law, her new wife and my nephew (figure that one out) and this time just us two.

Now Chris and I like taking stupid photos.  We like food.  We like stupid ride photos, stupid food photos and crap food.  We gain 15 pounds each every time we go to Disney.  More for me because I sit a lot because I totally think I got this foot disorder called plantar faciitis.  Anyway. 

Now we can't take photos.  Now we have limited food options.  But we're staying at our usual overpriced Fort Wilderness Cabins that sleep six yet it's just us two.  He gets the full size bed, I take the upper bunk of the bunk beds.  Flash backs to childhood?  Who knows, but I still almost bite it everytime I get up to use the girls room in the middle of the night.   Those ladders are slippery.

So we always get the golf carts too, because within the campground you're pretty much nowhere near either a) the dock to get to the Magic Kingdom or b) the bus depot to get to the other parks..  And let me tell you this.  For a hugely successful, OMG your kids will love you type of experience, they cannot get golf cart reservations correct.  The last 4 times we were at Disney, we booked them.  All 4 times, they f*cked them up.  So I'm not trying to damn this trip before it starts, but I guarantee you, lambs, that we will not get our golf cart...  Stay tuned. 

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